robinade:

callallhiswildworksyourown:

Do you have any secret skills? (x)

…. how is this man still single

i feel like i should carry a ring with me just in case I run into Nathan Fillion one day so i can be ready to propose on the spot

co-signed

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bulldogbriscoe:

It’s a sad day when the porno looks more like a legitimate show and the legitimate show looks more like a porno

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garrison-babe:

storiesofsamwinchester:

eyee27:

OH MY GOD

somebody put Sam’s face on Cinderella 

Not mine, someone else is amazing

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The Cosplayer is Always Right

• (Our Japanese restaurant is near a school that annually hosts an anime convention. So, it’s fairly common to have cosplayers among our customers at the time of the con. The owner is okay with it as long as they don’t annoy the other customers. On this day, we seat twelve cosplayers and, later, I seat three young customers near them.)
• Young Customer #1: “What is this? Why are those guys costumed?”
• Me: “Oh, there’s a large anime convention ongoing at the local school. It’s rather common to see them at the times of the gathering.”
• Young Customer #1: *chuckles* “Yeah, what a bunch of dorks.”
• Young Customer #2: “Total nerds.”
• (Since there are no other free tables and they didn’t pre-order a table, they sit near the cosplayers while mocking them under their breath. In the meantime, a cosplayer of Pikachu is talking somewhat loudly on his phone.)
• Young Customer #2: *waves at me* “Hey, you! Tell those dorks to shut up!”
• Halo Cosplayer: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir.” *to ‘Pikachu’* “Dude, not so loud. You’re bothering people.”
• Pikachu Cosplayer: “What? Oh, sorry to bother you guys.” *starts talking again, but much quieter*
• Young Customer #3: “Yeah, that’s right. Shut up, you virgin nerd!”
• Young Customer #1: “Go back to the library, virgins!”
• (At this point, I warn the owner about the behavior of the younger customers. He immediately goes to their table.)
• Owner: “What seems to be the problem?”
• Young Customer #1: “It’s not our fault. Those nerds started to insult us! We’re not going to stay here and do nothing!”
• Owner: “My staff told me the contrary, actually.”
• Young Customer #3: “What?! That b***h waitress is lying!”
• Owner: “Sir, I won’t allow you to insult my staff or customers. Those cosplayers were extremely polite and quiet during their meals, unlike you. If someone must be thrown out, it’s you.”
• (In the blink of an eye, one of the young customers gets up and tries to grab the owner. However, to our surprise, one of the cosplayers playing Batman grabs him by the hair, slams him on the table and holds him still.)
• Young Customer #1: “OW! That f***ing hurts! Who the f*** do you think you are, you motherf***er?!”
• Batman Cosplayer: *in a raspy tone* “I am vengeance. I am the night. I am… Batman.”
• (The two other customers begin to yell, but quickly shut up when all the cosplayers get up and surround them, showing that most of them are clearly larger than them. The mall security arrests the bad customers, and the cosplayers leave after apologizing for the trouble. However, it’s not before we snap a picture with them. Now, we frequently joke about that time when Batman, Pikachu and Master Chief saved the restaurant!)

gothiccharmschool:

This is stunning. Look at that beading! Look at the lace!

fripperiesandfobs:

Evening cape ca. 1895

From the Metropolitan Museum of Art

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nicoception:

unlockaflockofwords:

hannahyesss:

krystakismet:

proper-taste:

vvvivacious:

It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

 

I cant even

this might be the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.

[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.

Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

oh my god ;-;

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chicksdigthephoenix:

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

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